England v Australia: Ashes fifth Test, day five – live | Ashes 2023

50th over: Australia 173-3 (Smith 10, Head 0) Woakes goes full and Smith drives uppishly for four. A puff of dust flew up as the ball pitched in bowler footmarks. Luckily for Smith it was safely in the gap. Thanks for all your emails, I can see them spooling forth.

“Morning Jimbo, hats off to Kumar Dharmasena there for calling wides rather than byes. It was the dreaded seventh ball that did for Marnus. Shades of Freddie getting Punter at Edgbaston in 05”

I was thinking the very same Tim Doyle!

WICKET! Labuschagne c Crawley b Wood 13 (Australia 169-3)

48th over: Australia 162-2 (Labuschagne 13, Smith 6) Woakes once more, he’s looked by far the most dangerous of England’s bowlers this morning and has two wickets to show for it. He’s pocketed 17 wickets so far in the series and only came in for the third Test at Headingley. Remarkable. Marnus tucks a full ball for a quick single. It’s got a tad murkier in south London, the floodlights beaming down on the action.

47th over: Australia 162-2 (Labuschagne 12, Smith 6) Wood comes charging in, he gets some steepling bounce that troubles Labuschagne on more than one occasion. His speed is down though, in the 85mph range, bowling fast is so bloody hard.

Some of us are feeling the heat more than others.

46th over: Australia 160-2 (Labuschagne 12, Smith 4) Marnus looks in fine fettle, he clips Woakes through mid-wicket for a well timed boundary. This is the partnership England will be desperate to break – Smith and Labuschagne will be relishing this battle. A streaky drive from Manus gets him two more. A huge cheer goes up around the Oval. Why? Mark Wood is coming onto bowl.

45th over: Australia 154-2 (Labuschagne 6, Smith 4) Great shot from Marnus! Broad goes full and is pumped through extra cover for four. That’ll get this ball wet which could hinder the movement England have been able to benefit from this morning. Four byes to the Aussie total as Broad spears one down the leg side that gives Bairstow no chance to get a paw on.

44th over: Australia 145-0 (Labuschagne 1, Smith 4) Steve Smith arrives at the crease with the Oval rocking. Woakes has the ball on a string, moving it both ways off the seam. Eeeesh! Smith gets a thick edge that runs away for four wide of gully. Do not adjust your set.

WICKET! Khawaja lbw b Woakes 72 (Australia 141-2)

43rd over: Australia 141-0 (Khawaja 72, Labuschagne 1) Plenty of movement on display. Broad gets the ball decking in prodigiously. England get excited by one that moves back into Labuschagne and burn a review. It pitched outside the line. Calm down, calm down.

The crowd gave Warner a nice (seriously) send off as he left the field for the final time in England.

42nd over: Australia 141-0 (Khawaja 72, Labuschagne 1) What an over from Chris Woakes! The Wizard gets a huge ovation as he takes his sweater from the umpire. Marnus arrives at the crease to replace Warner and is beaten immediately by an outswinger! How did he not nick that?! The rain induced rest seems to have done England’s bowlers and the wicket a bit of zip. Let’s not forget the ball change either…

A clip to leg gets Labuschagne off the mark. The atmosphere is jacked here at the Oval.

WICKET! Warner c Bairstow b Woakes 60 (Australia 140-1)

41st over: Australia 140-0 (Warner 60, Khawaja 72) Lovely drive for a couple by Khawaja. Broad is then on the money with five dots, the last of which flies past the edge once more. It’s bubbling up here at the Oval.

“Hello from India, James. This weekend, we dropped off our 18yo at university. She was just born just before the 2005 Ashes, and my memories of nappy-changing are inextricably linked to KP, Warnie and others. This current epic series is also tinged with mixed emotions associated with one’s child becoming an adult, and preparing to fly the nest.”

Ah this is lovely, all the best to you Kandukuru Nagarjun.

40th over: Australia 136-0 (Warner 59, Khawaja 69) Australia open their account for the day, Warner nudging a single off Chris Woakes. Woakes scuds one into Khawaja’s pads and it is another huge appeal… NOT OUT. England decide against a review, I think they believe it pitched outside leg. Replays show it might have done, and also that there was sharp movement off the pitch. More signs of life in two overs for England than all of yesterday.

39th over: Australia 135-0 (Warner 58, Khawaja 69) The crowd roar the headband clad Broad to the crease… close! England go up for an lbw that was just slipping down… even closer! Broad beats the edge and stumps with a beauty that decks in an nips away at the last. You couldn’t have fitted a gnats eyebrow between Khawaja’s blade and the passing ball. There’s movement there on first glance, a maiden to start.

Here come the players! Stuart Broad to take the first over. The Oval springs into life!

Revised playing times:

1.10 – 13.25 Morning session

13.25- 14.05 Lunch

14.05 – 16.20 Afternoon session

16.20 – 16.40 Tea

16.40- 18.40 Evening session

98 overs for the day

Last hour will start at 17.40 or 83 overs whichever is later provided there is no further rain.

Good news – the rain has stopped and we have some watery sunshine. The rope is being hauled around the outfield and the players are emerging. Crikey, stand by your beds!

“Morning Mr Jim”

Don’t mind it Mr Peter Gibbs.

“Have we been rope a doped? Australia have taken everything thrown at them and dare I say it, it looked like they were as capable of winning in Manchester as they are here.. Had England taken their catches and not played some silly balls I might be less suspicious by now but we might have been relying on the weather ourselves last time and maybe are a bit this time too.

Jeeze I hate this. Best summer of cricket in ages. What’s is WRONG with us??? Oh me of little faith…”

Fantastic Englishness on display here from Peter.

Hello “long time listener first time caller’” to Paul Dempster:

“Hi James, currently sitting on the platform at Brussels waiting for a very delayed Eurostar to depart. I bring news from the Australian newspapers, which I have followed while on holiday over here. The punters in the comments sections in those papers seem to all think that Australia will lose by virtue of being too soft, too woke, too unlike Allan Border (whatever that means to them).

This seems to ignore the fact that Cummins et al have retained the urn in England, just a few weeks after winning the world test championship. I’m glad to see the weird reactionary strain of Cultural Cringe Australianus found mainly among older male sports fans continues aplomb in my absence.

Hoping for an Australian victory today not because it would mean a series victory, but mainly in the hope that those sorts of people might look inwards for a minute or two.

Thanks for the summer of OBO, and enjoy the limited overs matches against NZ and Sri Lanka!”

It’s a sentiment shared by a good few of you, and it is an understandable take.

“Hi James,”

Hello to you Tim Beechey.

“As an Australian I have found the whole bazball thing quite irritating because of the odd attitude of entitlement and hypocrisy that has seemed to go with it. But the more I hear about how this style of play is supposedly saving test cricket (and one English commentator quipping that the Australians are trying to destroy test cricket) the more I wonder what will we be left with if bazball truly becomes ascendant? Should test cricket just be multiple one day innings stitched together? Isn’t part of the challenge and attraction of test cricket the strategy: pacing the game knowing that if you’re too quick you leave your opponent with plenty of time to win? Seems like saving chess by substituting the playing of a few games of checkers.”

Tim is never wrong.

Back to Barney’s piece – this line made me snort into my skinny oat decaf flat white* this morning:

At times England’s bowling lineup looked like what it is here: a TV pundit, an injured bloke, an injured radio summariser, a dutiful wizard, an ageing red-zoned speed freak and a 41-year-old celebrating his birthday.

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Mizzling again at the Oval, punters sheltering wherever they can. It’s the sort of rain that a Dinnerlady of your youth would have absolutely no qualms about marching you off the playground and into the nearest classroom for. We’ll have a delayed start here.

Lovely, this. I reckon this side will keep you entertained for a few years yet.

Some punchy pre-play reading here from Barney Ronay:

Then, of course, Stuart Broad turned Sunday here into a Stuart Broad story, right from the start when he was sent out to hit a final commemorative six. Was this the right stuff, really, for the sharp end of the series, the guard of honour energy, the weirdly sensual and sombre Sky TV homages, as though covering the death of a much-loved global statesman in a suicide pact with the Blue Peter dog.

And really, why not just retire the day after the series ends? It is hard to imagine a more distracting way of doing this, a day of potentially era-defining Test cricket recast as the launch of a new media brand. There will be cries that one of England’s great Test bowlers needs a chance to wave goodbye. But why? This is not the Love Island finale. It’s a brilliantly engaging Test series with a knife-edge finish to come. Spare us the Viking funeral, just for now.

As ever, please do get in touch – the OBO is nowt without its readers. You can drop me an Email or tweet @Jimbo_Cricket with any thoughts – nuanced or simply BANG wrong – the mailbag is open to all. Within reason. I’m looking at you. Yes you.

Let’s do a little reflection, what have been your moments of the series?

Good news – it is brightening up a little here at the Oval. The Aussies are out on the field doing some soccerball shenanigans, England are doing a bit of catching practice. Just so bloomin’ orthodox these guys.

Bad news – we’re all going to be put through the emotional mangle for one last time. Wouldn’t have it any other way?

TMS Overseas link is here:

Preamble

James Wallace